indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me


fallingloki:


taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude


x


bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?


painttaire:

on the xkit audio downloader extension pops up this window for copyright violations 

and it’s a different one every time

i mean

this

is

just

hilarious

i love the xkit guy

painttaire:

on the xkit audio downloader extension pops up this window for copyright violations 

and it’s a different one every time

i mean

this

is

just

hilarious

i love the xkit guy


faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be


amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks


withoutalittlerisk:

like there’s a crowd of first and second years clumped up in a hallway and mcgonagall walks over and sees sirius black standing in the middle of all of it and is like ‘ugh what is he up to, what is he doing to these poor kids’

but then she gets closer and hears him talking and realizes he’s giving them directions on how to get to their classes and advice on their first days because it’s his seventh year and he knows how they feel

and she just smiles