Happy Birthday, Harry!
Sewn on this day, 1980
50 shades of grey trailer
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is